Showing posts with label Guys I'd Go Gay For. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Guys I'd Go Gay For. Show all posts

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Guys I'd Go Gay For (Volume Two)

Everyone has their own methods of getting over Film Festival Brain Fatigue (FFBF). Mine is relaunching He Shot Cyrus' most popular post to-date. The Guys I'd Go Gay For list is back and it's hotter than ever. And, as I mentioned last time, every comment you leave makes you eligible for another He Shot Cyrus reboot, the Top Comment Reward! An official Top Comment post is to come but I'll let you know right now, this month, there's a prize involved. So let me know which handsome beaus you'd go gay for.

Now on with the show!
And if looking at hot pictures is something you like, click each actor's name.
Also, you should vote in my poll!

Matt Damon - This guy's hot. Some might say he's Half-A-Hard-On hot. Others might not. From his boyish Good Will Hunting looks to his DAYUM!!! good looks in the Bourne series, Matt Damon has cornered the market on boy things I like. Toss in a Boston accent and I'd file for divorce today.


Heath Ledger - A recent rewatching of 10 Things I Hate About You reminded me just how good looking that cast was. Heath Ledger, Larisa Oleynik, Julia Stiles, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt! Not to mention Larry Miller! While lots of my friends (females mostly) raved about how pretty this guy was, and how pretty his (then) wife, Michelle Williams, was and how pretty their kids were (going to be), none of it ever resonated with me until a couple of years ago. Just in time to watch him cover his face in fake scars and white paint. Even then, he was still pretty.


Djimon Hounsou - The ONLY reason this guy wasn't on my first list is because he slipped my mind. Don't for one second think that he's on my second-string of famous hunks. The accent. The shaved head. The knowledge that he could kick your ass anytime he wanted (but wouldn't because he's classier than that). Just look at how he wears that scarf. Sure, this picture looks like a middle school photo, but that's one middle school photo that I'd go gay for.


Rock Hudson - He was gay. I'd go gay for him. Match made in heaven? Lord knows the only thing standing in the way of me and these other gentlemen is their respective heterosexuality, right? I'm sure Rock (or Rock-Hard Hudson, as I'd totally call him) would look past my slovenly ways, love of couch vegging, and the fact that I've never seen any of his movies. Because other than that, I'm a catch.


Casey Affleck - I was aware of Casey Affleck before I met my wife. He was a good actor but it's safe to say that my official Homeland Mancrush Level hovered around "Low." Little did I know that marrying a beautiful woman would lead to falling for a beautiful man. Constant exposure was the driving force here. It all started with her blog post praise and incessant swooning. From there came the movies. The Assassination of Jesse James By the Coward Robert Ford, Gone Baby Gone, and recently, The Killer Inside Me put me face-to-face with this stunningly handsome Affleck. The next thing I knew, a new entrant to the He Shot Cyrus Hotties list as made his debut. I don't know if it says more about her or me, but my incessant swooning for Diane Lane hasn't made so mach as a dent on my wife's unwavering straightness.


Peter Sarsgaard - Last year at Sundance, my editor asked me to cover An Education, a movie I hadn't planned on watching based on my festival schedule. But when I heard that Nick Hornby (who penned "High Fidelity") had written the screenplay for Education, I gladly switched some things around. I'm glad I did because it turned out to be pretty good. I fell in love with Carey Mulligan months before most the world had the chance and also stirred up some feelings for a one Mr. Peter Sarsgaard. Most likely, I probably blamed all heart flutters on either Mulligan or high cholesterol but in retrospect, there's a chance that this fella had something to do with them.

So, there you have it. Six for gentlemen I'd go gay for.
Leave your comments below. Who would you go gay for?
And remember, your comments could lead towards winning this month's prize!

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Guys I'd Go Gay For

It's Man-Crush Thursday here at He Shot Cyrus. This just couldn't wait for Man-Crush Monday. Caitlin over at 1416 and Counting just created a mega-post dedicated to the men in her life. All those interested in looking at picture of attractive fellas, go check it out. But not before you leave some comments listing your most beautiful beaus.

Remember, every comment you leave makes you eligible for next month's He Shot Cyrus Top Comment Award. This month's winner, Keith from The Kinetoscope Parlor, will continue to receive publicity like this along with his JPEG trophy.

On to the Guys I'd Go Gay For list:



John Cusack - I recently figured this one out. I want to be Rob Gordon. He's owns a record store. He used to be a DJ. Making mixes for people is his greatest joy. He's dated gorgeous women. Also, he is constantly making Top 5 lists. What more could I guy want? Plus, he's hot.

I like going record shopping. I dream of being a DJ. People get mixes from me even when they don't ask for them. I'm dating a gorgeous girl right now. I make Top 5 lists all the time. Want to know my Top 5 John Cusack Performances? 1. Rob in High Fidelity 2. Lloyd Dobler in Say Anything 3. Martin Q. Blank in Grosse Point Blank 4. Gib in The Sure Thing 5. Eddie Thomas in American Sweethearts



Gael Garcia Bernal - Not only is this guy the hottest man alive, he also takes the best role choices. He's the adulterous priest in the imaginative dreamer in The Science of Sleep, and the young Che Guevara in The Motorcycle Diaries. He's the type of good looking that makes you convince yourself you'll die looking like John C. Reilly.


Sidney Poitier - An oldie but a goodie. He's hotter than Clark Gable. Hotter than Gregory Peck. Even hotter than Cary Grant. That's right, I said it! And in the heat of the night, he'll make you call him MISTER Tibbs. Sorry, I couldn't resist.


Jason Bateman - John Krasinski didn't make the list because when he's not on The Office, I could go either way. I have more of a man-crush on Bateman than on his character from Arrested Development. Juno, Hancock, and Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium proved that. This man is adorable. Adorable.


Denzel Washington - This man has charisma like no other. He could talk anyone into doing anything. And I do mean anything. Now he's remaking one of my favorite 70s thrillers, The Taking of Pelham 123. This just keep getting better and better.


Taye Diggs - There hasn't been a better looking couple since Taye Diggs and Sanaa Lathan reminisced about watching Slick Rick, Doug E. Fresh, and Dana Dane in a cypher circle circa 1984. Wait, you didn't see Brown Sugar? Shame. If you love hip-hop and talking about hip-hop, you should. Back to the man of the moment, you probably know him as the announcer from Chicago. Smooth, good looking, nice smile. Not as charismatic as Denzel, but pretty close.


Jonah Hill - If you don't think this guy's sexy, I'm taking it personally. He's attractive, damn it!


There you go, the guys I'd go gay for. EVERYBODY, leave a comment with your own lists. Thanks!