Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Where are all my fat comedians?



Life is a little less funny now.
Fat = Funny
That's what my fourth grade report card.

11 comments:

MC said...

Well, there is always Gabriel Iglesias or however it is spelled.

elgringo said...

See next post.
Thank you MC.
You've made my day a little brighter.

Jonny said...

Lest we forget the consistently solid Kevin James (if we ignore his film career)?

How about Most Overrated Fat Comedians? My contribution: Frank Caliendo (although, apparently, he dropped a few for those Dish Network commericals). Granted, his impressions are good, but have you ever seen any of his stand up specials? Brutal. I'd lump him in with those inexplicably famous comedians that my parents love for reasons unbeknownst to me (like a Jeff Dunham, or Carlos Mencia).

Speaking of comedy, I just got wind that Greg Giraldo is coming to the Punchline for three dates in early January. I'm trying to think of a way to justify spending the money necessary to see him all three nights.

Keith said...

Dude... Will Sasso is totally a babe now. That's fucked up.

elgringo said...

How could I forget Kevin James? I've literally seen EVERY episode of King of Queens...at least twice. Good times.
Kevin James + Leah Remini + Jerry Stiller
Damn, I love that show.

I went to the dollar theater a couple weeks ago to watch Death Race and there was this redneck family in there with their 7-year-old rat-tail-donning brood child and Frank's commercial came on and the kid yells out "Oh, Frank TV! Dad, look! It's Frank TV." That was the moment I decided never to watch Frank TV.

Why the HELL do people pay money to watch Jeff Dunham? I will NEVER understand that. I'd sooner watch the Blue Collar Comedy Tour for seven hours than watch seven minutes of that puppet guy.

Try this excuse on for size: If I don't spend the money on these tickets, I'll only spend it on something else stupid later. Might as well go do something I'll remember forever.

There you go, have fun at the shows.

MC said...

And speaking of husky comedians on King of Queens... what about Patton Oswalt?

Lunatone said...

Jim Gaffigan?

MC said...

*high-fives Lunatones while chanting the Hot Pockets jingle*

whitney said...

What about Kevin Smith? He's blowing up as we speak.

MC said...

...and breaking toilets with his girth....

Fletch said...

Ralphie May. I've never watched him for more than two minutes, as he annoyed me, but he's definitely fat. And I've heard of him.

Like, really fat.