Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Never Heard of It: The Rider Named Death

Here's the first entry in what I hope will be the long-running and fame-grabbing weekly series destined to finally make me cool with the popular kids. If you missed my intro post for Never Heard of It, here's a quick rundown. I'm reviewing movies that, before grabbing it randomly off the DVD racks, I'd never heard of before. Completely new-to-me movies.

This week, I'll be reviewing a film called The Rider Named Death. I don't know what year it was made or who directed, starred, or released it. I did notice that it was in the "Russian" section, so I'm assuming it's a foreign film. Other than that, no idea...here we go.


Live Feed Comment: (0:00:03) "Oh shit, it's a period piece. Horses and hoop shirts...damnit.
Live Feed Comment: (0:01:42) "She's hot. What's her name? Princess Beloselskaya-Belozerskaya? Thanks, subtitles."

After the assassination of a politician by the beautiful woman, the film cuts to an awesome black-and-white flashback looked to be shot with an old stationary camera. You know Lumiere-style. The voice over sets the film up. Pre-Soviet Union Russia: mean to its people. The country has a history of revolutionaries killing its leaders trying to inject change. The government responds by cutting off the heads of assassins and displaying them in the courtyard for identification!

As the film progressed, I realized that The Rider Named Death wasn't going to be the Pride & Prejudice ripoff that the opening shot made me fear it would be. The film revolves around a group of revolutionaries who plot to change their world, or at least their country, one bomb at a time. The group recieves their orders from higher-ups who, as a committee, decide who the next target will be.

Live Feed Comment: (0:06:26) "Masquerade parties are scarier when the masks speak Russian."

One scene, reminiscent of Hitchcock's Blackmail, follows a woman as she constructs and delivers two explosives intended for the assassination of a Duke. With sweat drenching her brow, she carefully places the dynamite packages into a cookie tin. The detonators are inserted next, all movement made with the utmost precaution. The actress' performance in this scene is one of the best of the film. She moves slowly through out her room, as the camera slides around her. The woman delivers her package, holding an explosive picnic basket just ever so slightly away from herself as if to protect her from it's contents.


The cinematography and set design deserves their own special attention. The coloring of the walls is so eye-catching that sometimes they were more interesting that the actors standing in front of them. Rich greens and blues paint the apartment room walls. When shooting exteriors, the director keeps his frames full. Dirty tan buildings are crammed next to off-white ones. Even with all of the well-dressed ladies and gentlemen walking the streets, there always seems to be the possibility of chaos, maybe a bombing or a street chase. A sense of unrest decorates the film's locations.


About fifty minutes in, the ground attempts to blow up a Duke as he rides through the town. The revolutionaries are put to the test when the happy, smiling faces of the Duke's wife and children are shown through the carriage windows. Are they killers of women and children? As the transport passes them by, one of the film's most captivating characters, Fryodor, decides to act. The glass shatters as the bomb breaks through the window. Immediately, the police swarm on Froydor who takes off running. The chase makes your heart pound, loud. Ducking between groups of children, the wannabe assassin avoids police bullets before taking his own life behind a woodpile. It's only then that it's revealed that the bomb failed to detonate.

Live Feed Comment: (1:02:57) "Nudity! Wasn't expecting that. Also, there's a lot less fur hats and vodka than I thought there would be."
Live Feed Comment: (1:03:02) "I'm a racist."

As loyalties are questioned and numbers begin to dwindle, the stakes are raised higher and higher. George, the group's leader, is forced to take drastic measures. I've already given way too much away, so I won't spoil the ending. I will end on some final wrap-up thoughts about The Rider Named Death. If all of the Never Heard of It selections are as good as this, I'll be happier than the ending of a Garry Marshall Movie.

This is no Russian Ark. Not knowing too much about Russia's history, it's Civil War, and transformation into the Soviet Union, I was still able to keep up with the plot very easily. The film takes the viewer deep inside a secretive group of people and attempts to show why they resorted to the actions they did. Why did they believe that violence was the way to inspire change? If the plot wasn't so deeply rooted in Russia and it's tumultuous past, this could easy be remade into an American political thriller. The director works within a familiar narrative form but gives it enough of a reworking that the viewer never quite seems to know what's coming next. Very impressive film.

Glad I Watched It rating:

New Weekly Series: Never Heard of It

You might be asking yourself why I've just posted five pictures of Hollywood's most handsome actor. The answer is simple. These five faces are the rating scale for my new weekly series:

Never Heard of It


In an attempt to broaden my movie watching habits, I'll be watching one film a week that I've never heard of before. No films on my "To Watch" lists. No "I've been meaning to watch that" movies. Not even any "My Grandma begged me to watch this right before she died" movies. Those will have have wait. This series is only about films that I'm completely ignorant of.

Also, to up the ante, I'm not going to read the plot description, check out Rotten Tomatoes or IMDB, read other reviews, or even turn the DVD box over for hints as to what the movie's about. Then I'll watch it, scribble down some live feed notes, write a review, throw up some screencaps, and slap a Danny DeVito face on show if the film's worth watching. Seems simple enough.

I'll have my first review up tomorrow!

Monday, October 13, 2008

Someone at Fox loves Dr. T

If you've been sleeping under a rock or a really fat guy then you may missed my earlier posts concerning one of the best blogs on the internet: Natsukashi. It's all about nostalgia through film. A few weeks ago, I recorded an episode with Rob about a movie from my childhood called The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T which is the only live-action film ever written by Dr. Seuss.

While recording the episode, Rob made a major connection Dr. T and The Simpsons. It took me a while to track down video clips of both. Apart from Bart's first name and Sideshow Bob's last name, one of the best Dr. T references comes in the form of "See My Vest," a song where Mr. Burns shows off his elaborate wardrobe. Want to see what they're refering to? Watch the following videos. Thanks for educating me on one of my favorite movies, Rob.

The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T - Do-Mi-Do Duds



The Simpsons - See My Vest

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Reading is FUN

This following feature is incredible. Check it out. I woke up this morning and started down the list of new posts. Decided to share with you some of my favorite posts as of late. Check them out too.

What I Watch Last Night's Speed Racer

[Actually, this was a post for the My Best Post Blog-a-Thon that I forgot to post. Oops. Sorry about that Ross. Thanks for participating. Awesome contribution.]

Film Experience's Nick and Nora's National Coming Out Day

Cinema Styles' Evil, Pure and Simple

DVD Panache's The Kid's Got Potential

Pluck You Too's Schlocktoberfest #9: Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors



The Film Fiend's News: I Done Been Quoted

Stale Popcorn's Black & White Friday: Open Range

1,416 and Counting's Reader's Choice: Worst Movies Ever

Natsukashi's Episode XXIII - Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors


Cinexcellence's Gates of Heaven

Lazy Eye Theatre's Current State of Horror Roundtable 2

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Top 7 I Want to See

Looking back at my last Top 7 I want to See post, I realized that I still have work to do. The only two I've watched in the last three months are Teeth and My Blueberry Nights which I didn't love or hate. Both fell somewhere in the middle. The rest of my list, Paranoid Park, In Bruges, The Visitor, Funny Games, and The Wackness, have been moved up my Netflix queue. Will they ever get watched? I'm sure some of them eventually will. But in this age of newer is better, I've already found seven more movies that I need to watch. Have you guys seen any of these? What did you think?








Friday, October 10, 2008

Three Scenes I Love: Tearjerkers

When Crash was released, bloggers treated the film like cinematic cancer; an impressive disease, but a disease nonetheless. They especially didn't enjoy when Crash won Best Picture, beating out Munich, Good Night and Good Luck, Capote, and Brokeback Mountain. I'm not here to defend the film as a whole. Actually, I'm not here to defend it at all. That's not part of the "Three Scenes" series.

When a certain scene, specific moment, musical note, color, or verbal phrasing hits you in just the right way, it sticks in your brain. This scene from stuck in my mind. Sure, the film hits you over the head (with a ton of bricks, over and over again) but on the day I watched Crash, I didn't mind. My sockets actually leaked a little due to theatre dust levels, of course. That's what this week's post is all about: scenes that make your sockets leak.

Crash




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In America





Here's the YouTube link.


Okay, you heartless bastards. If you're still bitching about Crash or couldn't care less about a little girls dreams of owning an alien lifeform, then pay close attention. The film is The Neverending Story. If this one doesn't expell liquids from your ducts, screw you thrice.

The Swamp of Sadness senses your negative thoughts. The more depressed you get -- the deeper you sink. This is a kids movie, mind you. On this specific day, Atreyu crosses the swamp with his faithful steed, Atrax.

Apparently, the gallant stallion was experiencing an off day. Despite the frantic and heartbreaking screams of the warrior child, in the fictional words of Dwight D. Eisenhower: That muthafuckin' horse is goin' down.


The screen fades to black. Surely, Atreyu figured out how to cheer up his mammoth mammal. Nope. Just like his thoughts on the Korean War cease-fire, Eisenhower was right. And just like the last preteen boy to figure out deodarant...

...the kid sits alone.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

You're the Best Around!

Hey everyone. I wanted to thank all the writers who participated in the My Best Post blog-a-thon. The turnout was twice the size that I hoped for and the articles you sent in were really great. A day off is in order, but I'll be back tomorrow with the next Three Scenes I Love installment. Again, thanks for heading over He Shot Cyrus. What I want from you today is some feedback.

How can I improve the site? What would you like to see when the page loads? More movies reviews? Regular features? Celebrity gossip? Anything? Please let me know.

Gringo