Saturday, March 14, 2009

Why Remake Movies When You Can Combine Them?

When shopping costs you an arm and a leg...
because Paul Blart ate them.

Miss March of the Penguins: It's Better than The Ape.

The heartbreaking story of a man who just didn't know better.

We got to do something...You know what we are gonna do?
Rape and murder party!

This is what Joaquin Phoenix sees when he dreams.

Some fight for power. Some fight for Snuffaluffagus.

Note: Those kids don't look very excited about the race.

11 comments:

J.D. said...

Wasn't He's Just Not That Into The Godfather an episode of Family Guy?

Also, WALK THE CORALINE MUST HAPPEN.

Mikey Filmmaker said...

This is funny stuff.

Taylor said...

That last one was a classic. Wouldn't it be great to see Disney branch out a little?

elgringo said...

The last time Disney branched out, they made Song of the South.

Taylor said...

Although my comment was meant to be sarcastic...I have to say, bien joué monsieur, bien joué. (Well played sir, well played)

cinexcellence.com said...

Heh, Chopping Mall is classic. I love me a good Roger Corman.

Daniel Getahun said...

Haha, that last one is great. If only Hollywood would actually dare to DO anything original like this.

MovieMan0283 said...

Big Bird in China...that special really freaked me out when I was a kid. The scene where Barkley gets lost in the Chinese hall of masks spooked me in a very Jamesian "uncanny" way...I think I ran out of the room screaming or something.

PIPER said...

Nice.

I used to do an ongoing piece about double bills that would combine titles like this.

Some of my favorites.

2001: A Spaceballs

And She Hate Me And You And Everyone We Know.

elgringo said...

MovieMan - I know EXACTLY what scene you're talking about. Why? Because it terrified me too.

Fletch said...

I hate hate hate you for stealing the concept for this out of my brain and making it happen before it ever entered my brain. This is so much something that I would have eventually done had you not done it first. I absolutely love it.

I'm so torn between being pissed, jealous and amused.