He Shot Cyrus: 10 Banana Creme Pies...of DEATH!

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Thursday, July 3, 2008

10 Banana Creme Pies...of DEATH!

Sleep tight, children. He's dead.

10 comments:

Lunatone said...: Gee thanks that's EXACTLY what I needed to see right before I went to sleep.

Jesus christ.

Give me fucking nightmares...; July 4, 2008 at 12:49 AM
elgringo said...: But Kaleen, he's DEAD! I posted this with you in mind. Sleep tight, little child. Haha.; July 4, 2008 at 8:19 AM
MC said...: Oh come on... who is afraid of a normal clown?

Now, if he was a zombie clown, maybe that would be something to be worried about... though, he is dead.

Hmmm... hadn't considered that.; July 4, 2008 at 1:31 PM
Daniel said...: No disrespect to this guy, but yeah, clowns are about as scary as anything else can be...; July 6, 2008 at 6:24 PM
MC said...: I needed to set up for zombie clowns. You can't just start off riffing about zombie clowns... you have to build to it.; July 7, 2008 at 10:47 AM
Kimberly Grafton said...: The only thing scarier than normal clowns are midget clowns.; July 7, 2008 at 5:27 PM
MC said...: how about midget zombie clowns?; July 7, 2008 at 6:53 PM
elgringo said...: He brings up a good point.; July 8, 2008 at 11:21 AM
Ms☆Go said...: GAHHH!!!!

why, man. WHY??; July 9, 2008 at 4:00 PM
Kimberly Grafton said...: Oh my goodness. I'm going to have nightmares for weeks. Seriously. Midget zombie clowns. *shudder*; July 9, 2008 at 4:36 PM