Thursday, October 1, 2009

Month of Horror - Day One: THE FLY

"When I was a little kid, I puked on my tricycle."

Did you know that Jeff Goldblum isn't in Armageddon? He's in Jurassic Park and ID4 but he's not among the 900 actors in Armageddon. This became evidently clear last night...when I watched Armageddon.

This heartbreaking realization served as inspiration for tonight's screening. We're kicking things off with David Cronenberg's The Fly. For those who haven't seen it, it might look like your typical My Boyfriend's Turning into an Insect movie. But for those in the know, it's so much more.

Cronenberg is famous for showing us just how horrific our bodies really are. Remember when James Woods hid that handgun in his stomach? Or anything The Brood taught us about pregnancy? In The Fly, the human body (as disgusting as it is) combines with my friend Taylor's favorite bug, the common housefly. Sure, it all sounds like fun and games at first. But eventually, you have to ask yourself, was the marathon sex with Geena Davis worth losing your teeth and getting really bad skin? Only you can make that decision for yourself. I can't help you.
Wondering if this movie's for you? Allow me to convince you.


In The Fly, Jeff Goldbum perform a series of gymnastic feats.


He also beats up a wall.



And arm wrestles hillbillies.

Did I mention that he beats up a wall?


The special effects are incredible (incredible enough to earn The Fly's only Oscar), and without giving anything away, the last scene made me hop up and down in my chair due to it's high levels of awesomeness. Want to know how great this movie is? Half way through the movie, I logged on to Amazon and bought the Two-Disc Special Edition DVD. Still not convinced? When the film ended, we immediately started it over and watched it with David Cronenberg's commentary. I don't know if I've ever done that before.

What a great way to start out a 31 Days of Horror marathon!
You've still got time left, who's up for the challenge?

Saturday, September 26, 2009

31 Days of Horror: My Picks















Friday, September 25, 2009

31 Horror Movies in 31 Days

Keeping this short and sweet.

31 HORROR MOVIES IN 31 DAYS!

October's coming up soon, people! Who's up for the challenge?
It doesn't matter if your favorite downtown eatery
burns to the ground
or if your chestplate cracks,
you must watch at least one scary movie per day.

One horror flick--EVERY DAY--no exceptions.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Scarytown


The Frequent Posting ball has once again been dropped. But I have a really good excuse this time, not like "but I'm writing my theeeeesis" or "I'm getting maaaaaaarried". I haven't been updating He Shot Cyrus but I have been writing--a webseries pilot!

Scarytown went into production on Saturday with a talented group of actors and crew members. We secured a Red to shoot with (the same camera used on District 9, The Informant, The Lovely Bones, and Che) and from what I've heard, it looks amazing. I wasn't able to travel down to L.A. for the shoot but I spent the time fleshing out the outlines for the next eleven episodes. Our director, Layne, and producer, Aaron, are getting ready to shop it around to different movie companies/agents/other contacts they've made down there.

My next job is to finish the series outline and the next few scripts. During that time, I'll try my hardest to post more often here. Also, keep an eye on Natsukashi. I just completed a podcast with Glenn Shaddix (Otho from Beetlejuice) and have a few more coming up in the next few weeks. Thanks for checking in with He Shot Cyrus and being patient with me as I try to keep up.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Top 5 Music Videos Seen For the First Time TODAY

Today I tracked down links to my favorite music videos for an upcoming weekly feature I'm mulling over. While surfing around, I came across some amazing videos that I'd never seen before. I don't want to give much away but the Bowie video is mind-blowingly rad and the Sigur Ros might be one of my favorite videos of all time. Make sure you stick with it and watch the events unfold. The Pulp video couldn't be enabled so you'll have to click the link but it's definitely worth the trip. Let me know what you think.

David Bowie and Bing Crosby - Little Drummer Boy


Kid606 - Sometimes


Daft Punk - Da Funk

Sigur Ros - Vidrar Vel Til Loftarasa


Pulp - Bad Cover Version
Here's a Wikipedia article on this video if you're having trouble putting names with the faces:


WHAT ARE YOUR TOP 5 MUSIC VIDEOS OF ALL-TIME?

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

You Killed Quentin, You Basterd


Inglourious Basterds is my least favorite Tarantino film.


That being said, it might not be the worst QT project (but it might be that too). There are quite a few redeeming qualities to be found...and you don't even need to look that hard. The opening scene where Landa subtly interrogates the dairy farmer sets the film up to be a masterpiece. These two relatively unknown actors sliding well-crafted dialogue across the table to one another filled twenty of the most enjoyable minutes I've had this summer.

The introduction the titular characters, our Nazi-killing hero squad, was exactly what fans were waiting for. Head bashing, scalpings, and bright yellow Superfly graphics lead us to believe that the Tarantino roller coaster is right on track. What more exciting than watching the scalps come off, the skulls get cracked, and the swastikas get carved. By the end of the misleading scene, you're ready to be wowed in the usual Tarantino way. Unfortunately, that's pretty much where the fun stops.

Basterd's scenes take their time to develop, which helps the interrogation opening scene but serves as a detriment for others. For example, when Soshanna
is ordered to a luncheon with Fredrick Zoller and Nazi Propagandist Joseph Goebbells, the scene serves to move the plot along and then plays on and on until eventually the director's merciful enough to yell "cut!" The weak attempt to build suspense was fallible to anyone who'd ever seen a movie before. Follow that with the underwhelming "tavern scene," which was about twenty minutes too long, and you've created the perfect formula for an uninteresting second act.

The third act was definitely interesting but lacked the "coolness" flair that pushes Tarantino movies past their competitors. Bridget's plan to blow up Hitler and Co. was interesting enough but it have been better served as it's own movie and directed by a more subtle director. What happened here was that an interesting storyline (Jewish girl debates whether or not to blow up her beloved cinema to avenge her slaughtered family) battled it out with a captivating concept: (Jewish soldiers form a hit squad and they're promising 100 Nazi scalps a piece) and the first party won. Each plot could have been the basis of a great film but the combination of the two resulted in a...lackluster film.

Here are some other thoughts I've had since my opening weekend viewing:

* There were too many characters. The Basterds get lost amongst the rest of the cast and none of them, Brad Pitt included, are given nearly enough screen time.

* Too many long, drawn out scenes. Some of them try to build suspense (the luncheon scene, for example) but fail. Others just serve little to no purpose. "The other book was called '24 Frame DaVinci' and it was about...blah blah blah"

* Brad Pitt's character was a complete caricature. And I liked it. Some writers speculated that any shortcomings of the film would come from Pitt's performance but that's the least of Basterds' problems.

* Mike Myers' awful performance might have been the worst part of the entire movie. Did anyone else get that the fat guy was supposed to be Winston Churchill? Even the British film critic was completely unneeded. The scene was a shameful excuse for Tarantino to convince us that he knows about film pre-Vanishing Point. Bleh...

* Christoph Waltz (Landa) is the best part of Basterds. He acts his ass off and deserves a spot on any Top 5 Tarantino-Directed Performances list ever to be written. He refuses to let his character appear layerless at any point. Landa is the most developed character, partially because he gets so much screen time, but also because the script left room for the actor to flesh out the human behind the words.

* Overall, the biggest problem with the film is that it didn't know what it wanted to be. Was it trying to be a stylistic violent satire complete with Samuel L. Jackson voiceovers and Blaxploitation logos for introducing characters? A Coen Bros.-inspired dark comedy? An ultrapatriotic World War II fairy tale? My Dinner with Hitler? Even at 2 1/2 hours, the narrative spreads itself too thin and instead of getting one or two plots that we really care about, we get three or four that we don't.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

A Surprisingly Beautiful Monster

I've been working to watch every film on the AFI Top 100 list for a couple years now. The latest film knocked off my To See list was James Whale's Frankenstein. James Whale had built his career from making war films and when Universal offered him the chance to make a monster picture, he jumped at the chance. As pre-production began, the adaptation of Mary Shelly's novel proved to differ quite a bit from the source material. The quintessential image of the Frankenstein monster derives from the make-up design of Jack P. Pierce. Pierce was the one who came up with the electrodes sticking out of the monster's neck, the flat head, and even the small suit he wears.

This quintessential image is actually one of the reasons I never watched Frankenstein. Like The Wizard of Oz or Star Wars, anyone even remotely familiar with popular culture knows at least the basics of the story and the film. It became a Why Bother film. If I've basically seen the whole movie, what's the point in watching it from beginning to end? The important scenes were played in courses I'd taken or shown in documentaries or parodied in other films to the point where I felt familiar with every one of Whale's frames. Had it not been for the AFI Top 100, I might not have ever watched this incredible classic.

Old monster movies aren't usually my favorites. They're enjoyable but not usually much to write home about. Frankenstein is different. The writing is remarkably strong as are the film's performances. Boris Karloff, as the titular character, gives a much deeper performance than I assummed he would. Instead of a monotone beast and killer, this film's protagonist is pushed to kill, tortured whenever humans get the chance, and treated like a sadistic evil instead of a misunderstood creation. From the very beginning, the creature is labeled as evil, as his brain used to belong to a criminal. This logic serves as the justification for a number of terrible acts against the non-verbal science experiment. What's interesting about Frankenstein is that the most horrific acts are committed by humans. That being said, while the audience is supposed to sympathize with the creature, the motivation of the townspeople is understandable and even the last scene seems somewhat justified.

One of the film's best scenes follows Maria's father as he carries his daughter's limp body through the festival. The sounds of the cheerful crowd plays against the speechless father's desperation as he approaches town hall. As he moves through the festivities, the joy around him quickly turns into outrage. In moments, those jovial Swiss turn into an angry mob. This scene clearly depicts the development of "mob mentality" and how quickly it can spiral out of control.

Frankenstein is surprisingly beautiful film. The cinematography is exquisite and somehow the film quality looks just as crisp and clean as Young Frankenstein (1974). The look of the film mirrors the German Expressionism movement. Dr. Frankenstein's castle is made to look giantic, not unlike the sets of The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920) and Metropolis (1927). This great style, along with the other positive attributes, make Frankenstein a must-see, even if you think you've seen it all before.